Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
1h 36m | PG-13
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Director: Andy Sidaris
Studio: Malibu Bay Films
Genre: Action, Adventure
Video: 720p
Cast
Ronn Moss
as Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir
as Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton
as Taryn
Harold Diamond
as Jade
Rodrigo Obregón
as Seth Romero
Cynthia Brimhall
as Edy Stark
Reviews
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."