Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)
2h 14m | PG-13
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Director: Vivita
Studio: Tony Watt
Genre: Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Fantasy, Adventure
Video: 720p
Cast
Max Schreck
as Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
Vivita
as Sister Funk
Tony Watt
as Father Pipecock
John Migliore
as Johnny Ghoulash
Kelly Mari
as Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sara Dagoda
as Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock