Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)
1h 11m | PG-13
Four friends set out by boat for an idyllic vacation on a private, remote island. But unknown to them, a weaponized shark has escaped from a top secret military lab nearby, a shark that was genetically engineered with hate in its blood, and programmed to hunt any human within range. Now, these friends must band together to battle an all new brand of predator who will stop at nothing to remain at the top of the food chain.
Director: Brett Kelly
Studio: Brett Kelly Entertainment
Genre: Horror, Comedy, Science Fiction, Adventure
Video: 720p
Cast
Candice Lidstone
as Prof. Carly Reynolds
Jessica Huether
as May
Catherine Mary Clark
as Janet
Lawrence Evenchick
as Sheriff
Pavel Lubanski
as Steven
Kendra Summerfield
as Kimberly
Reviews
Sometimes I'll give out bonus points for stupid things that shouldn't count, like, say a great pun in the title. This is one of those times; _Raiders of the Lost Shark_ is an absolutely fuckin' killer name. So when I tell you that I take that into account, and still give this movie the lowest score possible, you know how bad the actual content of this thing is. _Final rating:½ - So bad it’s offensive. I may never fully recover._