Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs (2014)
0h 51m | PG-13
Somewhere in outer space three hot space fighter pilots - Solara, Tansy and Cala (the Bikini Girls) fly daring combat missions whilst maintaining fabulous hair. Meanwhile wicked Voluptina secretly plans to steal their rightful title and become Queen of the galaxy when she banishes the Bikini Girls into a rogue black-hole, thus sending them back in time 70 millions year to the age of dinosaurs...
Director: Kenneth D. Barker
Studio: Water On The Rock
Genre: Comedy, Science Fiction
Video: 720p
Cast
Hannah Robson
as Cala
Toria Pardoe
as Tansy
Kul Sarai
as Solara
Agne Adomulyte
as Nomeda
Vicki Glover
as S'lutine Leader
Xander Hewitt
as Xau
Reviews
10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical. And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus. It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests. It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.