Things (1989)
1h 24m | PG-13
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Director: Andrew Jordan
Studio: Left Field Productions
Genre: Horror
Video: 720p
Cast
Amber Lynn
as Reporter
Barry J. Gillis
as Don Drake
Bruce Roach
as Fred Horton
Doug Bunston
as Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul
as Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler
as Susan Drake
Reviews
## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.